i did not plan this well, this whole aging thing. I mean, my brain got stuck somewhere between the ages of 16 and 17, and the meter hasn’t budged much since.
I think young. I act young. I still wear shorts. Some people, who won’t be named, (you know who you are), think I’m waaaay too old to wear shorts! My butt, by the way, my bootie, that is in said shorts, is tiny. I do not have a big bootie. At this stage of the game, I suppose that will have to suffice. It’s not like I’m really impressing anyone anymore. As I said, this age thing is a brand new dimension. Ready, set, go! Get me in the zone…just not that twilight one.